There were still two more of these babies to get through. I wasn't expecting much, given that I hadn't heard the best things about them from fans, but one of them was supposed to be at least decent.
It looks like Hocus Pocus gave me a bit of a bug: namely, a desire to seek out some real-deal Disney Channel Original Movies set around the Halloween season. (Hey, they were selling the double-feature DVD for ten bucks at Target.)
So... hi, I'm Kevin, from Kevin's Review Catalogue, and you're watching Disney Channel! *waves wand*