Tuesday, December 31, 2024

Review: It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)

It's a Wonderful Knife (2023)

Rated R for bloody violence, drug use and language

Friday, December 20, 2024

Review: Sands of Iwo Jima (1949)

Sands of Iwo Jima (1949)

Approved by the Production Code Administration of the Motion Picture Producers & Distributors of America

Monday, December 9, 2024

Review: Y2K (2024)

Y2K (2024)

Rated R for bloody violence, strong sexual content/nudity, pervasive language, and teen drug/alcohol use

Friday, December 6, 2024

Review: Wicked: Part I (2024)

 Wicked: Part I (2024)

Rated PG-13 for some scary action, thematic material and brief suggestive material

Thursday, October 31, 2024

Review: The House of the Devil (2009)

 The House of the Devil (2009)

Rated R for some bloody violence

Monday, October 28, 2024

Review: Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

Cabin Fever 2: Spring Fever (2009)

Rated R for strong bloody violence and gore, disturbing gross content, sexuality/nudity and pervasive language (unrated version reviewed)

Thursday, October 24, 2024

Review Double Feature: Smile (2022) and Smile 2 (2024)

Another day, another double feature, this time of a movie that came out a couple of years ago but which I'm just now getting around to seeing and its newly-released sequel. How were they? Read on...

Smile (2022)

Rated R for strong violent content and grisly images, and language

Sunday, October 20, 2024

Saturday, October 19, 2024

Thursday, October 17, 2024

Sunday, October 13, 2024

Review: Who Can Kill a Child? (1976)

 Who Can Kill a Child? (¿Quién puede matar a un niño?(1976)

Rated R

Wednesday, October 9, 2024

Review: And Soon the Darkness (1970)

And Soon the Darkness (1970)

Rated GP (now PG)

Saturday, October 5, 2024

Thursday, October 3, 2024

Tuesday, October 1, 2024

Friday, September 27, 2024

Review: The Substance (2024)

The Substance (2024)

Rated R for strong bloody violent content, gore, graphic nudity and language

Saturday, September 21, 2024

Wednesday, September 18, 2024

Review Double Feature: Beetlejuice (1988) and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)

Another double feature, and once again, it's a classic movie and its nostalgic, decades-later sequel. How do they fare?

Beetlejuice (1988)

Rated PG

Thursday, August 29, 2024

Review: The Crow (1994)

A remake of The Crow just came out last weekend. I heard it sucked, so I decided to go back and watch the original instead.

The Crow (1994)

Rated R for a great amount of strong violence and language, and for drug use and some sexuality

Sunday, August 18, 2024

Review: Alien: Romulus (2024)

Alien: Romulus (2024)

Rated R for bloody violent content and language

Friday, August 16, 2024

Review: Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Deadpool & Wolverine (2024)

Rated R for strong bloody violence and language throughout, gore and sexual references

Thursday, July 25, 2024

Review: Chronicle (2012)

Chronicle (2012)

Rated PG-13 for intense action and violence, thematic material, some language, sexual content and teen drinking


Sunday, July 21, 2024

Review Double Feature: Twister (1996) and Twisters (2024)

Making this another double feature. This weekend, I went back and rewatched the original Twister, an old nostalgic favorite of mine, just in time for the release of its years-later nostalgic sequel Twisters. Does the original hold up, and does the sequel live up to it?

Twister (1996)

Rated PG-13 for intense depiction of very bad weather

Thursday, July 18, 2024

Review: Longlegs (2024)

Longlegs (2024)

Rated R for bloody violence, disturbing images and some language

Monday, July 15, 2024

Saturday, July 13, 2024

Review: MaXXXine (2024)

MaXXXine (2024)

Rated R for strong violence, gore, sexual content, graphic nudity, language and drug use

Thursday, June 13, 2024

Saturday, June 1, 2024

Review: I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

I Saw the TV Glow (2024)

Rated PG-13 for violent content, some sexual material, thematic elements and teen smoking

Thursday, May 2, 2024

Salem Horror Fest 2024 Week 1, Day 4: Welcome Week: A College Horror Anthology (2024)

The last day of the Salem Horror Fest's first weekend had two movies. The second one is one that I really want to talk about... but I can't, because not only was it a secret screening, they also told us not to tell anyone that it was shown at the festival because they didn't want to put a potential distribution deal into jeopardy. This unfortunately leaves me with the first movie I saw that day...

Welcome Week: A College Horror Anthology (2024)

Not rated

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Salem Horror Fest 2024 Week 1, Day 3: Cat People (1942), Burned at the Stake (1981), Young Blondes, Stalked and Murdered (2024), and Faceless After Dark (2023)

The third night of the Salem Horror Fest had another theme to it, especially once I got past the retro films they showed earlier in the day. If the second night was Found Footage Night, then this was Hollywood Night, with both of the evening's films revolving around fame, especially that of actresses.

First up, though, comes the older films...

Cat People (1942)

Approved by the Production Code Administration of the Motion Picture Producers & Distributors of America

Saturday, April 27, 2024

Salem Horror Fest 2024 Week 1, Day 2: It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This (2023) and Livescreamers (2023)

The second night of the Salem Horror Fest was where the real horror movies came out, and they had a theme: found footage. The similarities ended there, though. The first film of the night was a lo-fi, no-budget film that felt evocative of The Blair Witch Project with its distinctly freeform style, while the second one was a hyper-modern one set in a Twitch stream gone horribly wrong. How were they? Read on...

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This (2023)

Not rated

Friday, April 26, 2024

Salem Horror Fest 2024 Week 1, Day 1: The People's Joker (2022)

Just because I left Fort Lauderdale, and with it Popcorn Frights, behind when I moved to Boston last year doesn't mean I have to give up on horror festivals. And just as I managed to sneak in a trip to the Telluride Horror Show amidst my adventures in Utah back in 2022, so too did I find that -- where else? -- Salem, Massachusetts hosted the annual Salem Horror Show in April and May. Tonight was the first night, and they screened one of the festival's token non-horror films in The People's Joker, a queer Batman spoof made without any official approval from DC Comics or Warner Bros. (They originally had a screening of Hocus Pocus planned with Kathy Najimy as a special guest, but Najimy had to cancel at the last minute.) How was it?

The People's Joker (2022)

Not rated

Monday, April 22, 2024

Review: Abigail (2024)

Abigail (2024)

Rated R for strong bloody violence and gore throughout, pervasive language and brief drug use

Thursday, April 18, 2024

Monday, March 25, 2024

Review Double Feature: Dune (2021) and Dune: Part Two (2024)

 Dune (2021) and Dune: Part Two (2024)

Rated PG-13 for sequences of strong violence, some disturbing images and suggestive material (Part One)

Rated PG-13 for sequences of strong violence, some suggestive material and brief strong language (Part Two)

Sunday, March 3, 2024

Review: Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Eight Legged Freaks (2002)

Rated PG-13 for sci-fi violence, brief sexuality and language

Monday, February 12, 2024

Review: The Last Boy Scout (1991)

The Last Boy Scout (1991)

Rated R for graphic violence and very strong language

Sunday, February 11, 2024

Review: Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

Lisa Frankenstein (2024)

Rated PG-13 for violent content, bloody images, sexual material, language, sexual assault, teen drinking and drug content

Thursday, February 8, 2024

Review: Don't Look Up (2021)

 Don't Look Up (2021)

Rated R for language throughout, some sexual content, graphic nudity and drug content

Saturday, January 27, 2024

Review: Piranha 3D (2010)

 Piranha 3D (2010)

Rated R for sequences of strong bloody horror violence and gore, graphic nudity, sexual content, language and some drug use

Saturday, January 20, 2024

Review: Jennifer's Body (2009)

Jennifer's Body (2009)

Rated R for sexuality, bloody violence, language and brief drug use (unrated version reviewed)

Tuesday, January 16, 2024

Review: Mean Girls (2024)

Mean Girls (2024)

Rated PG-13 for strong language, sexual material, and teen drinking

Monday, January 8, 2024

Review: Cloverfield (2008)

Cloverfield (2008)

Rated PG-13 for violence, terror and disturbing images

Saturday, January 6, 2024

Review: Night Swim (2024)

 Night Swim (2024)

Rated PG-13 for terror, some violent content and language